I'm hoping John Waters will discover me. Instead of Devine i could be "bovine". I definately have jugs of thunder. Once when i worked as a stripper... (for one hour), I was doing great until I got fired because the first time i twirled around I knocked out the first 2 rows of the audiance. Yep they went right over like bowling pins! ...... Large beachball plastic surgery breasts are not what I am talking about. Those women come in handy though, because if you need a ramp for loading a refrigerators into a truck, those women can lay face down, and become an important simple tool.... I'm talking about naturally gooshy-squishy boobs. Large boobs are over rated. I love small breasts also. Small breasted women are like sleek panthers. They have more sensation in their breasts and i have made a woman come just by sucking her tits... now that's hot!...... not that Big mammaries don't have their advantages. Duri! ng S & M scenes i have not needed ropes and chains, I put her in bondage with my 300 lb body and then hang my boobs on either side of her face. Now i sway my boobs, as to bat her face back and forth until she screams for mercy! After laughing uncontrollably, she usually refers to me as Master mammary! ..... I have had old age fantasies about my boobs. some day i will take of my bra and my boobs will un-roll and hit the floor. In the morning I will roll them up and put my bra on again. .... And if i'm doing housework in the nude, i can tuck a feather duster under one boob and a spray bottle under the other while i'm vacuming! not to mention the advantages a big boob woman would have as a shoplifter!! Winona Ryder, stick with acting baby! leave shoplifting to us professionals!

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