Penises are interesting. If i had this appendage hanging off my body, i would think of it every few seconds. (Talking to my crotch) "Are you comfortable? Do you need air? Are you full and need to get drained? How 'bout a little massage?"... Us women don't need to hold our vagina when we pee. A man has to take care his buddy who's always hanging around. They are like litlle pets in his pants. No wonder guys name them. how many women have named their V's? Nadine? Wavey Cavey? Esmerelda?.... My girlfriend worked in health care for a long time and would answer many questions for me. I tried to give a blow job one time and the guy kept saying " no teeth no teeth!". (As loud as my voice is, my dentist says my mouth is small) The next day i had a rash all over my face from his pubic hair) God knows I tried to be straight.... I would do back bends and bounce men off the ceiling, trying to get off, and there was just no chemistry. They always left, rubbing the knots on their head.... The average penis is 5-1/4" long!!! (I listen for an audience response) No one's saying anything, but you are all thinking " we've been told 6"! Just like a man to average up, ain't it?... Now what I'm thinking is how unfair to the 6" man
This whole time he is above average in length! And especially unfair to the 5-1/2" man who is also above average and has been thinking this whole time he's a on the smaller side. What I want to do is help the 4" man. Maybe the under endowed man is the better lover, because he develops other skills sooner. He knows it ain't all about his dick. He becomes a ferocious foreplay-boy and finger fucker. Or a fabulous pussy licker or tube licker. The over endowed man doesn't think he's gotta do anything for years except get it wet. A gay man told me the really big dicks take forever to get erect. " Are you ready yet?" It is rather boring, if that's all he interested in... The 4" man should run a personal ad that says " Lesbian trapped in a mans body w/huge clit seeking girls for walks in my bedroom". Be sure this is in the "boys seeking girls" section because dykes still won't sleep with you! But we will support our straight br! others and sisters gettin' better lovin'!.... Now that i am a middle aged dyke, i have no fear or investment in being attactive to men. I was never attractive to men. In fact in my rabid-bulldyke days, i'm sure i made many a man's penis shrivel and retract into a little cave.... But now i say lets worship our god-given gifts. Penises are cute on babies, why shouldn't we all just decide we're cute everywhere on our bodies for our entire lives? The opposite sex needs to be kind to the other. Viva la differance! We are all expressions of nature....
Now the un-circumcised penis is very special. It is not much different than a vagina. Under the foreskin it is pink and moist like a vulva. It really is like a "vulva on a stick"!! The nerve endings are vastly more sensitive than the circumcised penis. This has a lot to do with male oppression. If i had a son i would not circumcise him. I have a friend who i have talked extensively with about his uncircumcised penis. There is soap and water today and it is not a dirty thing to stay as you were born. We need more male frontal nudity, just as we need more women topless on the beach. If i were a man i would be just as pissed as i am today as woman. Men, women, straight & gay belong together as brothers and sisters.
