Balls! That's what we call 'em! The other day some other women and i were talking about about balls. One of the women said (the classic line), "balls are so ugly." I disagreed, (i love to play devil's advocate). I piped up, "heavens no, balls are quite cute and interesting." (why not?) Little baby boys are adorable with their huge marble bags. When do we decide they're ugly. How many times do i have to re-iterate, "If we're born beautiful, why not always"? So I say our whole bodies are beautiful always. It is actions that are ugly, not bodies.
Hamster balls are enormous. Dog balls look like cactus apples sometimes. Bull balls look like the bags that boxers punch, (don't try this!) And my favorite, Cat balls! They are really super cute. This is why i decided balls are so cute. They're little fuzzy cotten balls... Cats have everything cute, even their balls!
Men are pretty attached to their balls. Somehow , early on, girls learn that boys hate to be it there. It's their weekest area, we learn. So what's the first thing many juvenile delinquent girls try? Most of us girls tried right? Even the wimpiest guy becomes a tri-athlete when it comes to protecting his balls. All of the sudden, they can dance like Gene Kelley, rock climb and jump rope inside a minute. These aren't called the family jewels for nothing. Balls are a boys best friend.
Ever talk to a guy about neutering his dog? He always grabs his own balls! (No not yours- the dogs!) Maybe balls aren't for us, we could still respect that they are lovable for others.
Nick Nolte is rumored to have had a ball-lift. I guess tighty whitey's have their place. I would say get a cup, but poor Nick has been picked on enough. He is one of my favorite actors! I suppose he does not like that song, "do your balls hang low?"
I would like to see a photo montage of balls and women's breasts. They are very simular in appearance. some are not hairy!
I like the symbolism of balls. "He ain't got the balls for it" or "She's got a lot of balls". When did someone decide to change the image of the delicate things? "Let's pretend they're really tough, then no one will try to hurt us there." How did we go from " he ain't got the balls" to "You really got balls"? Did some guy say, "I'm so tough, go ahead and punch me there"? Was this the first male politician snow job? No one says, "She's really got jugs!" Nope men and women both have metaphorical balls. However, i can give a black eye with my tits, and Nick Nolte can't do that with his Balls!