Anyone here who's never stuck their own finger in their ass, raise your hand! That's what i thought ( yeah you probably sniffed it too). Only an audiance that comes to a show called Potty talk would be proud of their finger sniffin' ways!
I sympathize with men... women are not that easy to get with. For years i chased them around in bars. i don't care if they're in high heels or birkenstocks. "Them bitches can run fast". It's strange, as soon as i quit calling them "bitches" how much easier it was to catch them, (take note guys) ..... I can understand mens anger. Without mens liberation there is no womens liberation. Check it out: first we take this beautiful, innocent baby boy and he's circumcised when he's so tiny. The epicenter of his little sweetness is violated. (And men grab themselves there, ever after). Little boys are not cuddled as long as little girls because there "plumbing" leaks all over you. So we flip them around when we're holding them and they have to face the world sooner. Soon we set them down, and tell them to not cry and be little soldiers. (remember John John)? As little boys, we put tighty whitey's on them, and their genital's are bunched up, with no ! air. (shouldn't men wear kilts and sarongs more often? Aren't pants better suited for the ones smoother between the legs?) I would be fuckin' angry if my little pope didn't have some air swirling around him. Ever notice the men in kilts are very manly, and self assured? how 'bout drag queens. these are the toughest men on earth! "i dare you to fuck with me", they seem to be saying with their wry smiles. I would like dykes to do sex-positive work shops for mainstream heterosexuals. "the joys of dildoes" might be a possible title. Men have a more developed prostate gland than women. It is the equivalent of the "male clit". There are hoards of men who have not had their prostate massaged! Now if dykes would give strap-on dildo lessons to straight women, a vast majority of men would feel more at peace. Not getting your man-pussy worked over at least once in your life, is like the scads of women with 8 children who have never had an orgasm! Straight girls need to say,"honey, you! 're not sticking that in me, until i get to at least stick my finger i n you!" Start small, and then increase his pleasure a little more each time. Well massaged prostates would ensure men would not want to fight so much. And we would be more equal in our joy of penetrating love. We could achieve world peace through anal sex.
